Now I have your attention! LOL
I have a wonderful happy secret.. which I can share next week.
NO .. I am NOT pregnant.. eek! @ the idea
NO .. I am not secretly dating George Clooney..
NO.. I am not a man OR a madame..LOL
but I do have a secret...
I can give you a lil hint each day tho..
Hint No. 1 - I made some new friends this week. NO idea what kind of impression I made on them having shared the conversations listed in the prev. blog post but hey.. they did seem to be some of the nicest people in the scrapping world.. ..
but back to the costume.. and I am going to have to seriously push these posts WAAAAAAY down in the next few days..LOL
I DID buy some handcuffs.. let me tell you after some .. rather interesting/scary/downright horrifying web searches... I ended up phoning potential stores. I learned that kinky people have high disposable incomes .. hello $89 for diamonte (spelling?) hand cuffs..LOL and that hens nights are bad news!
I ended up buying some pink fluffy ones from a lingerie store.. nice and easy! So I get back out to the car and I am on the phone to a friend (a very good friend as luck has it) .. and I am chatting away and open the packet. I look at the handcuffs.. they look SMALL there is no way I am going to be able to wear them.. maybe it is just the fluff? SO in my infinite wisdom I open the packet and try them on.. if they dont fit I shall return them.. they were $20 and I have no further use for them LOL well short of chaining andrew to the sink so the dishes get done..LOL So they had better fit!
What I didnt notice as I was sitting in my car chatting away... was that I was trying on HANDCUFFS in a car park.. and the guy in the car next to me was giving me some very funny looks. Yes.. I must get some more self awareness.. or.. help! LOL They fit.. JUST and the pink fluff has gone.. they are kinda heavy tho... oh well.
So there you go..this one is all about secrets and handcuffs..
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